Resident Evil: Afterlife is seriously the worst Resident Evil movie in that you can just tell that there was some room of guys going “This is gonna be so fucking sweet” through out the entire writing, directing, and editing process.

Because this movie is trying so hard to be super fucking sweet but it’s about as badass as a dude in cargo shorts and a fedora with some scraggly facial hair.

And this is coming from someone who owns the first three horrible films and watches them regularly.

This one is just. Exceptionally, horrifically, terribly bad.