I originally got this shirt at a Pocahontas themed birthday party back when I was five and living in Maryland. It was a dress then, but now it’s my favorite comfy shirt. Rightly so that it’s so fucking soft. It’s older than some of you guys, which is terrifying.

What’re we gonna do with ourselves, hm?

They will be best friends soon enough.

He’s almost done writing this paper for me.

Time to write a paper for my Ethnic American Literature class about how my mom’s side is a bunch of blonde haired green eyed bespeckled tall people from Norway who moved to New Jersey, and my Dad’s side is a bunch of stereotypical Jews from Latvia who moved to Long Island.

Thou hast achieved greatness.

Only the most advanced technology will due for this fancy kitty. There’s even a camera built right into the phone! And it has AIM!

“lol I have no idea what I’m doing”.