So I finished my paper, and I’m just now watching the season finale of RHOBH that I DVR’d tonight. And honestly, I cannot get over how fucking pretty Lisa is. Like, especially considering that the woman is fifty years old. For the first part of this episode she’s just been running around getting Pandora’s wedding ready, wearing skinny jeans and a wifebeater looking shirt, minimum makeup, and she just legitimately looks so pretty. Like her body is fucking insane too, considering her age and the fact that she hasn’t really had any major surgery that I can pick out. She’s one of those people that looks way better on video/moving and existing in normal lighting than she does in just straight up pictures.

I haven’t liked a reality show personality in a while, but unlike a lot of the other crazy women on these types of shows, she’s pretty level headed, made her own money in the restaurant business in England, works full time and has a really snappy sense of humor. And that accent is just lovely. She kind of reminds me of like, if Sharon Osborne had a sister who was all about the baby pink and diamonds and glitter.

I don’t know, this episode is delightful so far and my paper being done and everything has me in a great mood. It’s a fun show, because it’s such a huge departure from the daily routine.

That. And one of Lisa’s other dogs - aside from Giggy - is named Pikachu. THE WOMAN HAS A DOG NAMED PIKACHU MY QUEEN.